Don't expect creativity.With that in mind, I thought I'd give him a few ideas on what to say Sunday at Augusta.
"Hear him roar! Tiger Woods wins the Masters."
"His Goosen is cooked! Retief Goosen is your Masters Champion!"
"We're not in New Orleans, but the Big Easy Ernie Els has won the Masters!"
"It's never too early to start! Young Anthony Kim is your 2009 Masters Champion!"
"Wake up the ghosts, a man named Boo has done it! Boo Weekley, winner of the 2009 Masters!"
"He used the right bait! Ross Fisher is your Masters Champion!"
"Thrice as nice! Padraig Harrington with his 3rd major in a row!"
"Vijay means victory for Mr. Singh!"
"The Serge is over! Sergio Garcia has finally done it!"
"Touched by an Angel Cabrera!"
Not weekly but Daly. John Daly, the Masters Champion in the year of our Lord, 2009.
ReplyDeleteThat green jacket is the right size for Larry Mize, your 2009 Masters Champion.
Well friends, old Lefty did everything righty, and that's why he's the Masters Champion for 2009!